1. Returned with the Wind
2. 13 Angry Men
3. To Bury a Mockingbird
4. A Streetcar Named Waning Interest
5. The Karate Adult
6. The Second-Best Years of Our Lives
7. High 12:01 PM
8. Apocalypse Later
9. Jules and Jim and Also Another Guy
10. Guess Who's Coming to Dessert
11. Mr. Smith Goes to Northern Virginia
12. Postmodern Times
13. Dog Day Evening
14. OK, You Can Look Now
15. His Girl Saturday
16. 20,000 Knots Outta Your League
17. Annie Stairway
18. The Jazz Rapper
19. King Pear
20. Birth of a Mall Complex
Posted by: Dr. Quinn | June 09, 2010 at 01:03 AM
It Happened Again Another Night
The Smoldering Rubble
H*A*S*H
Airplane III: Air Force Two
A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Great Western Forum
Fitzgeraldo
The U.S. vs. Juliann Lennon
I Still Know What You Did Last Summer (Oh.)
Posted by: Tim | June 09, 2010 at 03:34 AM
Haha, I love H*A*S*H!!
I Know What You'll Do Next Summer
The Birds' Turds
North via Northwest
One Flew in a Cuckoo's Vest
The Crunchy Professor
The Big Creep
Wag the Dog('s Chew Toy)
Posted by: Dr. Quinn | June 09, 2010 at 12:25 PM
Good job, people. I'd like to point out, however, that I Know What You Did Last Summer, The U.S. vs. John Lennon, and Wag the Dog are NOT classic movies. The Towering Inferno -- well, OK, I guess it is.
Posted by: Brett Yates | June 09, 2010 at 12:35 PM
You're just jealous that our collective list is longer than yours.
Posted by: Dr. Quinn | June 09, 2010 at 01:14 PM
Not only did I break form and use non-classics, but I spelled Julian Lennon's name wrong. Oh well.
Posted by: Tim | June 10, 2010 at 12:00 PM
I enjoy this too much. It's almost as good as making inane changes to the lyrics of popular songs. I encourage more posts like this: light opportunities for (arguably) clever play.
More (chronological order of original):
The Graying of a Nation
Greater Metropolitan Area
A Morning Over the Toilet
Casanegra
The Bad Sprout
Others Favor It Tepid
From a Former Soviet Socialist Republic with Love
Japantown
The Guy Who Shoved Me
Au Revoir, Lindy Infante
The Silence of the Sheep
Labor Day
Posted by: Tim | June 10, 2010 at 05:32 PM
I can't figure out what movie is A Morning Over the Toilet's predecessor. A Night at the Roxbury?
Posted by: Brett Yates | June 10, 2010 at 06:40 PM
That would work, too, but I had the Marx bros. temporally named movies in mind.
Posted by: Tim | June 11, 2010 at 12:01 AM