A Major Award

High School Musical 3: Senior Year grossed $42 million over the weekend. I'll never, ever see this movie, so I won't be able to review it. But if any of The Worst Ever's readers is willing to help me out by watching this garbage, writing a literate, insightful review, and sending it to me, he or she will be generously recompensed. I offer the following award:

It's more than just an image. It's an emblem of my esteem for you. And if you win it, I'll give you my permission to post it on your website. Or, if I know you in real life, you can print it out, and I'll sign it for you. The review must be your own work! I'll know if you just copy and paste an IMDb comment, you scoundrels.

Comments

[Roy]

I am really looking forward to seeing the reviews piling up! After all, for such a major award, I would do almost anything. I can offer the following capsule review based on never having seen the HSM3:

HSM3 is a poor substitute for the truly definitive high school musical movie, namely "Hairspray."

[Roy]

I believe i was literate and insightful. That makes me the leading contender for your major award. In fact, I believe I am likely to win unless perhaps Shelly actually goes to the movies and watches HSM3.

[Shelly]

I find that insulting, Roy! I have never seen any of those movies and I don't plan on it.

But I also think maybe you're just desperate for a guest entry from me. This blog needs some excitement!

[Roy]

Shelly, I'm not suggesting you would normally see a movie like HSM3. However, I could imagine that you might do so to earn such a MAJOR award.

As for me, I'll just add that I've done some research and discovered that HSM3 is just a prelude for HSM4: The College Years, where they all go to California University, a fictional university generally understood to be University of California, Berkeley.

This not-so-serious thread leads to an inescapable serious conclusion: we should be waiting with bated breath for "Saved by The Bell: The Musical." That's a Broadway musical not to be missed!